Monday, June 21, 2010

Mailbox Love

In the mailbox today were:
  1. A coupon for $1 off any Philadelphia Cream Cheese
  2. A payment check from Opinion Outpost
  3. A thong from American Apparel, seafoam green, size 4...insert laughter...HERE. If I go missing for a while, chances are, I got drunk and was stupid enough to try on said thong, thus requiring surgical removal and lengthy hospital stay.

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